Today I will be mostly hiding from the authorities while I introduce Newcastle to some of my artwork. This is the first one,

Only took me a year. No really. Still not happy with it though, that hand just doesn't sit right. 

I've been trying to get it to look as realistic as possible. It's taking some time.

I dunno how we're gonna do it without him.

It's the new way to teepee 

His name is Wolfgang Maehr and he belongs to the local charity shop, Heybaby Chief Panda

You look mentally retarded. 

Mine mine mine all mine!

True 
Best film I've seen since Submarine, and i'm worryingly addicted to that.